~ helicoid ~ new iphone game alert! ~

it’s called helicoid and it will have you spinning & shaking your idevice like a total butthorn maniac!

here’s some screens:
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here’s how it works:
you rotate the device to pick up points & shake to advance up the spiral, all the while unlocking levels & contending with ever-increasing speeds & changes of direction. it’s pretty exciting all in. kind of like an orgasm in your hands but without the guilt or cleanup operation this would normally entail.

here’s a video:

i shot it in widescreen with the phone over on the left most of the time so that my female fans could get a good look at the strength and dexterity of my right hand. i get a lot of requests for that kind of shit.

oh and there’s a dedicated website that gives you less information than i just have too.

hopefully we’ll be live in about a week or so! about 2-3 weeks since i totally botched the initial launch.