helicoid is a new innovative game which you control by rotating & shaking your idevice.

like a visit to an australian zoo, or a trouble-free evening at a strip club, there is no touching involved.

anyway the game hit the app store today for the insultingly low sale price of $0.99. you should definitely pick it up before the sale ends.

the sale never ends.

here’s some screens:

here’s how it works:
you rotate the device to pick up points & shake to advance up the spiral, all the while unlocking levels & contending with ever-increasing speeds & changes of direction. it’s pretty exciting all in. kind of like an orgasm in your hands but without the guilt or cleanup operation this would normally entail.

here’s a video:

i shot it in widescreen with the phone over on the left most of the time so that my female fans could get a good look at the strength and dexterity of my right hand. i get a lot of requests for that kind of shit.

oh and there’s a dedicated website that gives you less information than i just have too.

hopefully we’ll be live in about a week or so! about 2-3 weeks since i totally botched the initial launch.