wow. gaijin have done an amazing job with the wii version of lilt line. i mean, just look at it!

in fact i love gaijin games.

the game will be out on the wiiwhere? store just as soon as significant numbers of leaves begin to fall off significant numbers of trees.

so discard those old cups of tea, remove the toast from the disc drive & dust off your wii in anticipation for the greatest gaming event since the last game I tried to sell you!

oh, and gaijin are currently demoing the game at PAX, and have made an official site too. did i mention that i love gaijin games?

here’s some screens:

here’s how it works:
you rotate the device to pick up points & shake to advance up the spiral, all the while unlocking levels & contending with ever-increasing speeds & changes of direction. it’s pretty exciting all in. kind of like an orgasm in your hands but without the guilt or cleanup operation this would normally entail.

here’s a video:

i shot it in widescreen with the phone over on the left most of the time so that my female fans could get a good look at the strength and dexterity of my right hand. i get a lot of requests for that kind of shit.

oh and there’s a dedicated website that gives you less information than i just have too.

hopefully we’ll be live in about a week or so! about 2-3 weeks since i totally botched the initial launch.

1 ~ secret project!

first off we have a confession to make: we’ve been working on a secret project.

the reasons that it has been kept secretive are as follows:

a) we haven’t told anybody about it
b) nobody has asked

this screen is from the current prototype, the final version probably won’t look anything like it:

it’s for the iphone, and it’s due for release late spring/early summer/premature autumn.

unfortunately we cannot reveal any further details on this project at this time – despite the overwhelming lack of interest that it has so far failed to generate (see reasons a and b above).

2 ~ something on a console

we are looking to get a downloadable game onto a console in the first half of the year; possibly with the help of some friends.

i know, what a pathetically vague announcement. if you think that was disappointing, though, just wait for the next one.

3 ~ maybe something on a personal computer

we have an all new brand spanking freshly buffed organically reared game idea which we hope to be able to release for PC this year at some point.

this one involves a crazy kind of flight simulation. haven’t started it yet though, so let’s pencil in a chillingly late winter release date.

there are 4 all new super harsh levels featuring freshly plucked dubstep from 16bit and a range of carbon-offset gameplay tweaks to contend with.

plus the game is on sale at $0.99 for a few days.

it will be with you in a couple of weeks about 14 days.

proceeds from the sale have secured me enough for downpayment on a holiday home in malibu!

thanks to everyone that took part, i feel superior to you already!

it goes back to it’s regular, extremely reasonable price of US$2.99 on saturday.

so if you’ve still not had a pseudo-synaesthetic dubstep experience, head on over to http://itunes.com/apps/liltline to go get yourself some.

you need this game – where else are you going to get your fix of hack’n'slash dubstep vehicle synthesis simulation action?

be. less. budget.